Holy Crap My Mind is Fried

Alright, listen up. My head feels like it's been run over by a herd of hippos. Dude, I can't even remember if I drank breakfast this morning. It's like my brain is melting. Perhaps it's all the coffee I've been chugging. Could it be I just want a good vacation. {Either way, this feeling is getting old.Help! Tell me a joke Italians: They're Lik

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